Friend of friend where have you been?
I went to Eviland, sharp and keen.
I learnt to be selfish, cunning and sly,
and found a Pussycat – oh, my my!
I keep it hidden, tucked away,
No one can touch it, no one can play,
Look, but don’t reach inside,
This pussycat is my sole pride.
But now I pout, I sulk, I frown,
My rooster won’t come sniff around,
Oh don’t you fret don’t be so blue,
Just show your Pussycat a wider view!
Let the world judge, let them decide,
Is it a treasure or just a hype,
And if it’s cute and worthy of play,
A random rooster may love it one day!