Pussycat Pussycat

Friend of friend where have you been?

I went to Eviland, sharp and keen.

I learnt to be selfish, cunning and sly,

and found a Pussycat – oh, my my!

I keep it hidden, tucked away,

No one can touch it, no one can play,

Look, but don’t reach inside,

This pussycat is my sole pride.

But now I pout, I sulk, I frown,

My rooster won’t come sniff around,

Oh don’t you fret don’t be so blue,

Just show your Pussycat a wider view!

Let the world judge, let them decide,

Is it a treasure or just a hype,

And if it’s cute and worthy of play,

A random rooster may love it one day!